Wanderland

Sep 17, 2014

lifeisagifthorse:

"-Hey.
- Hi.
-I could use a story.

-Sure.
-There were some buildings… There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Weren’t those just your baby teeth?” And he said, “No. Those were my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires knew he couldn’t be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end.”

Sep 14, 2014

Sep 11, 2014

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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Sep 11, 2014

Sep 11, 2014

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Sep 11, 2014

fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

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Sep 10, 2014

musewhipped:

Know your place
You were not made a mistake
No one could ever replace you
Or who you are…

Sep 10, 2014

llmi2:

My most recent artwork.

Sep 10, 2014

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Sep 10, 2014

shewhobringsthenight:

Fade out…. again.

shewhobringsthenight:

Fade out…. again.

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Sep 10, 2014

urban-myth:

Drawing on my sketchbook..

urban-myth:

Drawing on my sketchbook..

Sep 10, 2014

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Sep 10, 2014

iTunes Library Write Up

How many songs: 1007

Sort by song title:

First Song: The a team - ed sheeran
Last Song: 2112 - Destructo

Sort by artist:

First Artist: A$AP Rocky
Last Artist: The 1975

Sort by album:
First Album: All of you - Colbie Caillat

Last Album: The 1975 - The 1975

Top…

(Source: flawlessftnickiminaj)

Sep 10, 2014

17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

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Sep 10, 2014

rogue-0f-breath:

hbcdresden:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

Laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

ITS BACK

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